Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Best Inspiration Quotes and Sayings on the Internet

__Learn to be alone and to like it. There's nothing more freeing and empowering than learning to like your own company.

1] Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.

2] A champion is someone who gets up, even when he can't.

3] What you are is God's gift to you; what you make of yourself is your gift to God.

4] Take risks: If you win, you will be happy; if you lose, you will be wise.

5] When you want something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done.

6] Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal

7] You don't drown by falling in water. You drown by staying there

8] The people who laugh at you probably admire you the most.

9] Only in the darkness , you are able to see the stars.

10] You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be.

11] Some times you have to fall from the mountain to realise what you are climbing for.

12] It's not what you know, it's what you do with what you know.

13] It is not wanting to win that makes you a winner; it is refusing to fail.

14] If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it.

15] I look up to the people who keep on dancing even after the music has stopped, because those are the people who will keep on trying even after all hope is lost.

16] A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.

17] Only dead fish go with the current.

18] There are two kinds of people, those that do the work and those that take the credit. Try to be in the first group, there is less competition there.

19] If something is not happening for you, it doesn't mean it's never going to happen. It means you're not ready for it.

20] Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it.

Sunday, 28 July 2013

Collection of best humor quotes and sayings on internet.

1) People that don't know me think I'm shy.
   People that do know me wish I were.

2] Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?


3] 'Tis far better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.


4] Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


5] A kiss blown is a kiss wasted...the only real kind of kiss is a kiss tasted


6] Don't follow me, I am lost too!


7] Womans Prayer:

   Dear Lord,
   I pray for wisdom to understand a man. love to forgive him and patience for his moods.
   Because Lord, if I pray for strength i'll just beat him to death.

8] They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help.

   If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

9] I'm outta here like a deaf kid in a game of musical chairs.


10] Love your enemies...they hate it


11] i stopped listening..so why don't you stop talking??


12] Your so ugly that if you entered an ugly competition they'd say sorry no professionals.


13] To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me?? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!


14] what's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives girls crazy?.......................................................................... MONEY!!!


15] Let's discuss right and left. You're RIGHT. I LEFT.


16] Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"


17] My door is always open for YOU...

    so feel free to leave!

18] Why don't you go outside and play hide and go f*** yourself?


19] What are the three fastest ways of communication? 

    Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

20] I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together.